Dick•ture

Pictures of your cock , that you send to the ol' lady in return for cunt•ures and titt•ures.

Hey babe, send me a cunt•ture of you flicking your bean and in return, I'll send you a fat swollen dick•ture. So when I'm stabbing your pussy with it, you'll know what my cock looks like and you know what to prepare for..... Yes it'll all fit.

by Y•Not August 9, 2021

Dicked

The past tense of getting kicked/punched in the crotch.

Person A: Hey did you see that guy who got dicked with a rake?
Person B: Oh yeah. He sounds like Mickey Mouse!
Person A: I know right?!

by KingLoli June 16, 2020

My juicy dick

A nice desert 👍

My juicy dick is tasty! Wanna have some?

by Fang is cool October 6, 2022

No Dick December

“No Dick December” is only for the ladies. After No Nut November the ladies deserve what it feels like.

Brian-“ay want some dick bbygrl”
Sasha-“I cant it’s -No Dick December-“

by Dadique November 29, 2020

dick

from what you make cum come out

dude 1: hey dude 2 can you see my dick
dude 2: yes i can see your dick
dude 1: ok

by mewsem November 8, 2022

National Suck Dick Day

A day after mother's day it's sons day today one sexy girl is gonna suck your dick

Are your excited for National Suck Dick Day

by Jxjsishbsoshsbd March 27, 2022

Possum Dick

A word defined by Vore Pip and A Kenny (Idfk)

Where that kenny has a possum in his pants

Possum Dicks are noobs

by ლ(╹◡╹ლ) October 19, 2019