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Hoof Wood

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.
Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.
by HardHoof November 1, 2015
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Isaiah wood

Isaiah is a funny person, he may have different personality around different people, he can go to far on jokes but makes up for it with his supportive and romantic side. It takes someone special to make his true feeling come out. He’s always calling himself cute and sexy, but only the special people would understand that’s hes right. He’s intelligent but acts dumb and maybe even says gay jokes, or dirty minded jokes. You should cherish his friendship and relation ship
Isaiah Wood is a funny person he’s really cute but I he didn’t act like a jokester I’ll date him
by ZayBayTheBae July 10, 2018
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eleanor woods

Eleanor is a fabulous amazing blobfish who is sporty,thoughtful and caring.She normally has blonde straight hair or curly brown hair. She has blue eyes and ok s quite tall. She is good at academic subjects such as English or maths or science and has a very sweet tooth so if you give her something sweet she will always accept it ! She is friends with both boys and girls but only has a smal group of close friends .
Guy 1: ok that girls an eleanor woods
Guy 2: I wanna get me some of dat

Girl 1: wow that girls so smart
Guy 1: yeah she must be an eleanor woods
by How did u k May 20, 2019
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wood people

Those creepy figurines in your grandparent's apartment that they've collected from God knows where in Africa.
Janicestop looking at those wood people they're terrifying.
by Nobody10012992 March 3, 2017
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Wood wide web

Contrary to popular believe (see: ala mode), the Wood wide web's nonsensical capitalization structure is purpose built for it's own rationale. You see that the wood can be utilized, speaks to human's ownership of the domain of Earth. The wideness of this expanse, speaks to the spooky incantation which follows it. That is to say, we have not uncovered all rocks, harvested all grain, plowed and fertilized all soil. And, while this may be scary in that Brown Recluse Spiders are all around us, wanting to murder us for our existent nature--they mostly love in the woods, protecting their own webs. . ."mostly"
Eric Cartman is a proud user of the Www to. . .uh justify bully in the Wood wide web. Like a comment bullying a bully--which in this case, the thought completes itself. (I.e. : "I have evidence, and I'll use it!" )
by BestEgo November 17, 2023
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wood mushrooms

Dr I have wood mushrooms stuck up my ans, please remove it forthwith
by meisafairy February 15, 2020
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Damian "long shlong" Wood

Definition:
A caffeine-powered computer whisperer who walks the line between genius and glitch. Damian “Long Shlong” Wood isn’t just a man—he’s a chaotic event wearing human skin. He speaks fluent binary, communes with frogs for wisdom, and believes any disaster can be solved if you just Megazord it.

Profile:

Tech Wizard: Fixes computers by glaring at them until the motherboard apologizes. Once coded a working game using only a keyboard missing the “E.”

Frog Lore Scholar: Claims frogs hold the Wi-Fi password of the universe—and somehow everyone believes him.

Megazord Philosopher: His life motto: “When it’s broken, just Megazord it.” Nobody knows what that means, yet it always works.

Professional Gooner: Operates on pure focus and unholy energy; rumored to have transcended sleep during a 72-hour code-and-Red Bull marathon.

Personality:
Chaotically evil in the most helpful way possible. He’ll repair your router, but it’ll play frog croaks on startup afterward. The man radiates the aura of an overclocked raccoon who discovered enlightenment and decided to major in IT.

Legacy:
Some say he was born when a lightning bolt struck a USB hub; others think he’s a firmware update that gained consciousness. Either way, Damian “Long Shlong” Wood remains a walking reminder that science, chaos, and frog memes can coexist.
by geggregmed October 16, 2025
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