Charlotte hot waffle

son in law craps on moms head and husband hits it with a tennis racket

Jerry gave Tina a charlotte hot waffle because she was a little mouthy.

by dick-tater April 4, 2024

Jew Waffling

a term used when a Jewish person speaks unnecessarily and ends up having little to no meaning to it. Jewish people can use this term against a non-jew

Jew: *waffles*
Joe D: “stop Jew waffling”

by LTcretz July 17, 2020

I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.

Another way to tell someone you love them without them knowing what you mean.

Person 1: I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.
Person 2: What?

by Naughtical Seal April 11, 2023

Blue waffle

My mums vagina on paddy's day

Person 1: mate your mum has a blue waffle

Person 2: nah only on paddy's day

by Jermain22 March 19, 2018

Waffles

A term used to describe a situation that makes no sense at all, or cannot be explained.

George Bush got re-elected? Dude, that's waffles.

by Invisible Walrus August 6, 2011

blue waffle syrup

After roughly pounding a female with a blue waffle, cream all over her pussy and lick i up.

"Brad wrecked my blue waffle last night then surprised me with some blue waffle syrup."

by Ash is Daddy May 23, 2016

Waffling

"Waffling is like when you reach a certain threshold where the words you're saying don't add enough significant value to the impact of your idea to the point where you should just stop talking. Like if you're waffling its like you're just repeating the same thing over and over again and it like doesn't mean anything."

"What is bro waffling on about" in response to someone speaking without saying anything

by WhatIsBroYappingOnAbout November 2, 2023