ur gay in real life

when someone says biggers and fucks a octopus and fucks me then in the bootty because im gay in real life

ur gay in real life man
yeah please rail me hard

by emotional damage 2.0 November 10, 2022

ur mom

a female who is yur birth giver or mother who is gay because she likes me

BILLY: hey tom is ur mom gay?
Tom: no she isnt
Billy: does she like men?
Tom: yes???
Billy: then she is gay

by srouser tickler May 3, 2022

ur gay

ur just gay you know?

hey ur gay

ur gay too

by anonymous May 16, 2021

ur grandpap trap

Next best thing after “ur granny tranny”
Every time this is said, the planets rotate around the dun 5 times in ten seconds.

Bill: ur granny tranny
Bob: don’t make me do it
Bill: DO IT PUSSY
Bob: Ur grandpap trap
*Bills gets exploded and the earth is ruled by bob.

by YEET.BOI May 24, 2018

Ur padre large gay

Ranks right in the middle of all the "ur (family member)" insults. Right after "ur dad lesbian" and one step below "ur granny tranny"

John: Ur dad lesbian
Gary: Ur Padre large gay

John: *spontaneously combusts, demon appears dragging John's soul into a fiery pit of eternal hell.*
Gary: *Becomes one with the heavens and the earth, equivalent to God*

by thiccranchdressingboi69 April 13, 2018

ur faded

You are fucking crazy and stupid.

“Did you see that new merch drop? It was heat.”
“Nah it wasn’t heat ur faded.”

by Jackolantren October 14, 2021

UR MUM

the best phrase ever

me: UR MUM

by sunnygoat December 30, 2021