Turkey's Honor

Have you ever asked yourself what Turkey's think of Thanksgiving? Well I'm here to answer that question. You should not feel guilty about eating them. They're not afraid of death. For a Turkey, dying to us to become a Thanksgiving meal, is the greatest honor of all. They love it! It is a great honor for a Turkey to be chosen on Thanksgiving. They are celebrated with a hero's death and they go out like a national hero. So, you should not feel bad for eating meat on Thanksgiving. Turkey's Honor.

Turkey "Turkey's Honor!"
Human "Turkey's Honor!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary November 26, 2025

garbage can turkey

The best damn way to cook a turkey. You put the turkey inside of an insulated garbage can with hot coals on the top and around the base. The method is a lot like that of a Dutch oven. Give it 3-4 hours, lift off the garbage can, and inside you've got a delicious, moist turkey.

Try it next Thanksgiving

*lifts off garbage can*
"Now that's a moist turkey"
"Of course it is. It's a garbage can turkey"

by Denverite00 February 23, 2017

stuffing the turkey

The act of ejaculating in the Thanksgiving turkey, with the optional inclusion of sexual intercourse beforehand.

Your father: "Just finished stuffing the turkey!"
You, after reading this definition: *laughter*
Your family: *dead silent*

by Monofur November 25, 2022

Hoke county turkey baster

The act of wife fisting your asshole with a hand full of shit

Last night my wife gave me a hoke county turkey baster

by Body duck December 3, 2025

Turkey

Someone who either

1. Act act differently in front of other people vs. with you
2. We'll talk behind a friend's back
3. Is a fake bitch

Damn that biddies a whole turkey dummi!
She want to try to be cute to my face but then talk behind my back like what is you doin!?

by Jfamz00 June 18, 2019

Turkey Trunk

When you stick your chode in the thanks giving turkey and using your own ingredients as the stuffing.

My Grandmother doesn't like the turkey trunk

by Finner451 May 16, 2016

Stuff the Turkey

When a person sticks their dick in a turkey and uses the juices as a replacement for lubricant.

“Yea I ran out of lube yesterday so I had to stuff the turkey!”

by Grapefruit Style November 10, 2017