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The act of passionate, energized, and quite frankly furious sex. A lot like Crazy Monkey Sex
Person 1: Are Willie and Susie finally hooking up yet?
Person 2: Yessir. They're not holding back either, engaging in furious boning.
Person 1: Furious boning?
Person 2: Yes, furious boning. Willie is plowing susie like a wheat field, and is showing her what it means to be a woman through extreme eroticism.
Person 1: How about that

Also see Furious Mastrabation
by Denverite00 February 24, 2017
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The best damn way to cook a turkey. You put the turkey inside of an insulated garbage can with hot coals on the top and around the base. The method is a lot like that of a Dutch oven. Give it 3-4 hours, lift off the garbage can, and inside you've got a delicious, moist turkey.

Try it next Thanksgiving
*lifts off garbage can*
"Now that's a moist turkey"
"Of course it is. It's a garbage can turkey"
by Denverite00 February 24, 2017
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Character played by Danny Devito on the popular FX sitcom It's Always Sunny In Philadephia. Frank enjoys the simpler things in life, like money and banging whores.

Father of Dennis Reynolds and Sweet Dee Reynolds
Season 7, Episode 11: "One of the things I like doing most is banging whores. I go out, and bang a lot of whores" -Frank Reynolds
by Denverite00 February 24, 2017
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