Taking the pistachio 

Another way of saying "taking the piss" which means "are you serious?". This phrase came from the Irish television show, "Damo and Iver".

Friend: *does something stupid*
Me: Are you actually taking the pistachio?!

Taking the pistachio by Catherine Witch November 28, 2017

Tanking 

When you smash you penis in between the toliet lid and the toliet

I was having a good day so I decided to go tanking

Tanking by Boburnqueef February 8, 2018

taking an elvis 

When you poop so hard you come close to passing out and dying.

Mary was sitting on the toilet and let out a scream as she pooped. I swear she was taking an Elvis and dying right there!

taking an elvis by BirndneckBenjy February 24, 2018

talting 

The act of someone taunting in conversation out of no where. To have a normal convo and then all of. A sudden a burst of anger or insult is aimed and fired.

Jim casually approached Annie with a hello, as she was clearly getting talting back at him with a “loser” insult thrown at him.

talting by Blumkinmcpie May 11, 2018

talkin turkey

Discussing business

At the trap talkin turkey

talkin turkey by CheefQweef May 15, 2018

Taking a Jack 

Taking a retardedly long time to shit

“Hey buddy, I’m going to use the restroom.”
“Just don’t take too long...”
“Don’t worry, I’m not taking a Jack.”

Taking a Jack by longschlong45 June 9, 2018

Taking a plunge

Term used to reference, in vague manner, a sex act that would be better left to the imagination. Used in similar fashion as yada yada yada, or another sex act, the “Z.J.”

Person 1: “I went to Steve and Leslie’s house and accidentally walked in on them taking a plunge...”
Person 2: “what even is that?”
Person 1: “If you have to ask, you can’t afford it”

Taking a plunge by fuckpilot July 8, 2018