Cringe turtle

When you hear something so cringe that your heat retracts into your chest like a turtle

Someone: Hey I just took part in my schools talent show, I sang Riptide on my ukulele.

You, probably: Damn, thats so cringe my shoulders touch my ears like a cringe turtle

Cringe turtle by _goose March 5, 2021

A turtle 

Basically a lesbian but a reptile

I sexually identify as a turtle.

A turtle by JJmakesdumbstuff April 8, 2021

sea turtle me 

When she has her partner place his flacid penis that resembles a sea turtle head in her mouth and allows the turtle (penis to get erect) inside.

I am bored come sea turtle me.

sea turtle me by Definition magician April 9, 2021

warm turtle 

The act of rimming someone when they have your head locked between their thighs.

My girlfriend wouldn't rim me so i tried a warm turtle.

warm turtle by Che3zy April 18, 2021

The Turtle Army

A group of people obsessed with turtles on a Minecraft server. They've gone through troubles and hardships but they've gotten through it. They've gotten hacked and destroyed, but they're still here

The Turtle Army is having a pizza zoom.

The Turtle Army by Turtle guy 70 May 18, 2021

meat turtle 

A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.

I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!

meat turtle by Judy's meat turtle May 21, 2021

Yellow Turtle

A Shea

Look at my favorite yellow turtle

Yellow Turtle by DexterGoated June 26, 2021