Caesars salad

When your name is Caesar and you bust a nut on someone’s salad

Thank you Caesar for the Caesars salad

by Bustr Mchicken August 15, 2019

Tuna salad

The act of pouring a can of tuna onto a womans private area and proceeding to ejaculate on her and mix it together and eat it

I made tuna salad with my girlfriend last night she loved it

by Squirrel69 August 17, 2019

Tossed salad

When one has been jerked off

Dude I had a tossed salad last night after the other half was finished

by Scamwell August 27, 2019

Suddenly salad

When one gets extremely aroused when performing cunnilingus or fellatio and one's tongue ventures south to the anus, as in tossing salad.

"Dude she was so hot I went down on her like crazy and licked her ass...when she jumped and said WTF are you doing? I just said..SUDDENLY SALAD!!

by Johansen Borgerman August 28, 2019

Salad

Some usless shit called salad aka rabbit food

Salad is not for humans

by A swedish boy September 5, 2019

Potato Salad

When a man pisses, shits and creams in a lady's mouth, she chews and swallows then regurgitates back onto the mans chest.

Dave- "I gave Sally a nasty potato salad last night."

Greg- "Damn Dave, SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!"

by BighornBaby42 May 31, 2018

Salad Guy

(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.

A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.

You know that guy Zach? Yeah man, he's a total "Salad Guy"

by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018