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russian toe job 

A Russian toe job is when someone doesn't trim their toe nails for at least two months and than shoves it up someone's anus for sexual pleasure

E.i - yo man I have this bitch a nasty Russian toe job last night, bitch squealed like a pig!
Whoa get that toe out of my ass! You aren't russian toe jobbing me tonight!

russian train ride 

Verb.

Placing a flask of vodka in your anus while receiving a blow job.
I once took a Russian train ride and couldn't walk comfortAbly for a week.

Russian Corkscrew 

A sexual move in which the man places a woman on his dry erection and continues to spin her in circles until she reaches the bottom, hinting the term "corkscrew."
Yoo! My nigga Boyd watched me Russian Corkscrew the shit outta this one chick last night.

Russian Visit 

The act, having had a surfeit of vodka, whereby one simultaneously spews and shits.
Crikey, do you remember that time that Carl had a Russian Visit and never made it to that nightclub?

russian landmine 

Where a Eastern European man shits on his lovers chest then the male begins to jump on the chest with his arse in a cannonball like fashion. Which splattered the crap everywhere whilst simulating the man's lover the feeling of shrapnel crushing their chest
Comrade Nikoli: 'Hey dude I totally destroyed that chick last night with a Russian landmine'

Comrade Ivan: 'Fuck me, let's celebrate with vodka'

Товарищ Nikoli: 'Эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин'

товарищ Иван: "Fuck me, давайте праздновать с водкой"

russian dugout 

A Russian Dugout, how do I put this beautiful word into context. Well a Russian Dugout has a man and woman involved, first let your woman take a shit in your mouth, then the man swishes the shit around his mouth to fully coat. When all his said and done a man eats the woman's pussy out with her own shit on the man's tongue. The Russian Dugout is for adventurous people who aren't afraid to be dirty, real dirty.
That couple is so dirty, they probably have done the Russian Dugout countless times.
russian dugout by Handy. August 7, 2017