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tough mittens

A person who acts tough but is overall soft.
Tough mittens still made me bruised.
by Standbyme33 March 13, 2025
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Five minutes and five brains late

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 9, 2025
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Eldi minute

an eldi minute is similar to a normal minute however it is 413 times longer, so an eldi minute is approximately 24780 seconds or almost 7 hours (413 minutes)
e. g "yo bro ill be on in a minute"

" do you mean a normal minute or an eldi minute"

"buddy."
by TsPmoMachineFromSYBAU August 1, 2025
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Five minutes

A period of time that is longer than minimum 20 minutes.
2.40 am
G: Baby you have to sleep

A: five minutes…

G: ok fine

3.25 am
A: baby I never imagined a human could be so stupid but then I worked with Scott. You know he used a pie chart for a set of data with negative numbers?
by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
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Cuckers mitt

When whoever you are banging won’t let you finish inside of them and makes you shoot your load in your hand instead
Do you have a Clorox wipe wipe? My hand is a mess because my girl made me put on my cuckers mitt for my load because she doesn’t want anymore kids
by Bird Kriescher August 18, 2025
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five-minute

"I'll be there in five minutes."
"Easy five-minute recipes"
by goog0logch September 13, 2025
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Michael Minute

Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.

A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:

“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”

“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”

"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025
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