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meat wafer 

The flakey bit of skin in between a women's legs after prolonged time after splooge has been deposited in said area.
"Mate, I smashed her last week and she's still carrying a meat wafer in her gusset. She needs to dispose of it."
meat wafer by Slunderwood September 20, 2013
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meat tusk 

another name for your penis, Johnson, purple-headed yogurt slinger, one-eyed dragon
Hey Jarry, did you get some strange last night?

"Yeah, I threw my meat tusk in the ol' gutted muskrat. Now it burns when I piss though. Think I should get checked?"

Nah, that's normal.
meat tusk by TuskyMcTuskerson March 2, 2014

meat curten 

The lips of a females va jj .
Damn girl your meat curten is showen below your shorts.
meat curten by whipperwill April 21, 2014

Meat Thermometer

The act of inserting a meat thermometer into the love canal after the female climax and whispering "baby you've been well done"
Jenny was surprised roger brought kitchenware to bed until she realized he was going to meat thermometer her

Meat Peeping 

Gathering intel on any & all foreign packages in an all male shower. Despite rampant homophobia among athletes & YMCA members meat peeping is prevalent in locker room showers as it is the simplest method of peer review for penile discrimination.
Frank: Are you going to hit the showers; wash off all that chlorine?
Saul: I would but there's a lot of meat peeping right now. Todd's yoga class just got out.
Meat Peeping by deathday July 10, 2014

Meat Paws 

Mr. Whitney attempted to put on his leather gloves but his meat paws prevented him from doing so.
Meat Paws by 247 JAK December 17, 2014