cop some mad booty

1. to steal/jack/shoplift a ton of shit.
2. to five finger discount something.
3. hook up

"Yo man, are you read to go to the mall yet? I need to cop some mad booty."

"I need to cop some mad booty tonight. It's essential to my survival."

by KathrynOH September 14, 2006

your window's mad tight

in reference to a females genital diameter

yo hunny.....your window's mad tight!

see that hooker?....Her windows are NOT tight

by putridsimplicity May 8, 2010

How mad are you right now?

A taunt used to shame and further infuriate an already disturbed individual. Often used in the gaming world but can be applied in many situations. A variation of "you mad bro?" The phrase is used to incense the victim into a state of unmitigated rage and/or anti-social behavior. Best served with a subdued or amiable tone. Can be repeated until victim reaches desired state of emotional turmoil.

*John loses at Madden due to a fumble at the goal line*
Chris: How mad are you right now?
John: Pretty mad. Lamar Jackson never fumbles!
Chris: But how mad are you right now?
John: *primal scream*

by zeropersonality March 12, 2020

Mad snail hours 😡🐌

Time of day between 11 pm - 3 am

Typically used on Instagram

It's mad snail hours 😡🐌 what y'all mad at?😡😡😡🐌🐌🐌

by Steezysdisciple September 20, 2017

Dog Park Punch Mad

When you get so mad because your mini dog attacks another mini dog at the dog park, you punch the playboy model who owns the other dog in the face.

Like when a Sacramento County law enforecment officer punches a citizen in the face over a midget dog fight.

Jennifer: What's wrong?
Jane: Oh I was at the dog park and this cop go so mad she punched me
Jennifer: Oh she must have been Dog park punch mad.

by sillymama1974 June 26, 2010

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed

The passive-aggressive phrase your parents give as a sign that they are mad and regret having you because you’re a piece of shit(but they don’t want to say it aloud).

You know you fucked up bad when your parents say “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed” after you’ve done something wrong.

by TAHDAH January 10, 2021

Don't get mad, get even.

This is term most commonly used as a statement urging someone to get revenge. It is often used when one is feeling especially vengeful for this certain wrong.

Gandalf: Gimli just broke into my house and ate all of my cupcakes, you know, the ones with the little hearts.

Bilbo: Oh?

Gandalf: And he shaved my beard, i'm really mad.

Bilbo: Don't get mad, get even.

by SpandexMaster January 10, 2014