Lemoned

Verb (past tense): intentionally deceived into buying faulty or defective merchandise.

Bro #1: "Man, I picked up a streetwalker last night and "she" whipped out a piece of man-meat bigger than mine."

Bro #2: "Homie, you got lemoned by a tranny."

-or-
"I went to the flea market and bought a used computer, but it doesn't work and he shop disappeared the next weekend. I got lemoned!"

by GrammarJunkie October 31, 2017

lemon wedding

A wedding where a woman is forced into marriage with a guy she dislikes due to a threat against her life or someone else’s

Lena had a lemon wedding with Mike.

by The SuperSanversShipper November 5, 2017

Lemon water loco

A name substitute name for a fake alcoholic beverage used to trick friends into drinking piss

Dude try this drink
What is it, its clear?
Its a lemon water loco, just try it dude, gets you fucked up bro

by Snizzness man 101 November 20, 2017

lemon donk

A male who puts toothpicks down there penis and loves to finger them self

My math teacher was such a lemon donk like oh my god

by HOUSEWIFE JEW November 23, 2017

Lemon

Mark Williams

Mark williams is a lemon

by Near Miss December 14, 2017

Lemonfe

Next level gangsta stuff.

Chip makes a drink that is lemonfe.

by Lemonadegurl April 22, 2018

lemonsloth

The most glorious beast to ever exist.

That kid is a total lemonsloth

by MangicalMantisShrimp May 3, 2018