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The Law of Pokemon Monopoly

When re-purchasing Pokemon from other players, you must play a minimum of triple its original value.
Player 1: Hey, I just bought Vileplume for 200P.
Player 2: How much you want for it?
Player 1: 600P.
Player 2: You, sir, have yourself a deal!
Player 1: The Law of Pokemon Monopoly strikes again.
by Kiadote12 October 9, 2011
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The Law of Inverse Proximity

Someone living close to school/uni/work will always be later than someone living far away. The closer they live, the later they will arrive.
Lecturer: "John, how can you be late everyday? You live on campus!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"
by tcadu vlacku June 3, 2011
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International Driving Law

Gas, Cash, Or Ass.
Girl: "hey cutie, can you gimme a ride?"
Guy: "Well you know what the international driving law is, don't you?
Girl: "And just what is that?"
Guy: "gas, cash , or ass? hop in!"
by Lacking Remorse December 24, 2010
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Father Time's Law

Time flies by when you're in a hurry; time slows down when you pay attention to it.
A: "When I drove home from work without gas it felt like forever as I hit every red light and go stuck behind every slow driver."
B: "You got busted by Father Time's Law."
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"I can break every law in the book, but one law that always gets me is Father Time's Law... Wish I had a time-travelling DeLorean..."
by Wolfcry January 11, 2014
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Riches To Rags Law

The paradox that as one gains greater success, the more likely they are to adopt actions that will cause them to fail.
Their marriage suffered from the Riches to Rags Law. It was successful because they communicated, but they stopped talking because it didn't seem necessary anymore, and so they drifted apart and divorced.
by George S 9000 September 21, 2016
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sister-out-law

The sister of my girlfriend/boyfriend. For when you're not in a lawful/legal relationship with someone, but still have a close relationship with their relatives. Relative-In-law is a legal relationship. Relative-Out-law is a relationship with no legal standing.
Man, my sister-out-law is hella cute.
by Willuknight November 1, 2017
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Group Chat Law

“you left the group chat you mong, so don’t complain you didn’t know the plan for the day!”

This is a typical occurrence when encountering the group chat law and the lore behind such.
“Why wasn’t I invited today, you guys suck!”
“Hey man you left the group chat, so by group chat law that means you didn’t want to be invited.”
by lmaosucksforyou October 12, 2019
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