Fuck Bucket

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He is such a complete fuck bucket, why would you care what he says? OR Silly little fuck bucket has no idea what is really happening..OR He is so consumed with his online spank bank the sweet little fuckbucket does not even know what is happening in his office...OR fuck that little fuckbucket he deserves it the little workslit.

To my english teacher: great news! Its a compound noun. I can use it as a verb which would make it a gerund: Dont fuck bucket me you little work slit.

Take that !
by Proof of troof YO September 05, 2018
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Fuck bucket

A girl who is fucked by many, similar to a whore. But a fuck bucket has the pussy the size of a bucket because it's so stretched out from having sex.
Damn Pandora is such a fuck bucket her pussy is like a bucket it's loose!
by BitchsSkanksandHoes March 19, 2016
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Eat a bucket

Eat a bucket of dicks, much like eat a bag of dicks but a whole bucket is needed. Not to mention you’re probably pissed while saying it. Equivalent to saying fuck you, or mind your business.
Joe: Hey Ronnie, you need a nap bro!”
Ronnie: Eat a bucket.
Joe: WTF does that mean?

Ronnie: Eat a bucket of dicks, big ones!”
by FondleMii March 21, 2023
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Natures Bucket

The floor
"Where did you put the screws for this?"
"Natures Bucket" *points to floor*
"oh, my, god jake!"
by yaboicat January 23, 2023
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bucket fund

A primitive version of what today would most likely be a "mutual fund" or similar instrument.

The origins of the term date to the stock market bubble of the Roaring Twenties, where at the peak of the frenzy individual speculators were offering "$600 for radio" - in this case, not an actual AM radio receiver, but one share of stock in RCA, which was being hyped in those days as vociferously as Internet-related stocks at the turn of the millennium.

$600 was a lot of money in those days, so those who couldn't afford to buy the stock directly would collectively buy into a bucket fund and the bucket fund would buy the stock, hold it briefly, then sell it to repay the individual speculators.

Eventually the bubble burst and everyone lost their shirt.
It seems that everyone these days is peddling mutual funds, exchange traded funds, funds, funds, funds. Banks, trust companies, credit unions, insurance companies... all are getting on the bandwagon and unleashing their most voracious commission salespeople. No wonder, though, as the various inscrutable offerings are a nightmare of fees - front-end loads, back-end loads, management expense ratios - to the point where the modern equivalent to a bucket fund is a leaky bucket where 2% of your life slavings may well be gone every year just in fees. Over a quarter century, that might add up to half your capital.

So basically, the leaky bucket fund with its active management has to outperform the market by 2% annually every darned year just to cover all of the bull-shovel fees. Not all of them do. It's a little like a stockbroker proudly pointing out his shiny new boat at the marina only to be asked "but where are the customer's yachts?"
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
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sausage bucket

One who has many lovers at the same time. Many eggs in one basket.
They're going on another date ? that one's nothing but a sausage bucket.
by kybe11 November 15, 2021
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Bucket list

The funny/suspicious Indian guy had a few things on his bucket list-

1) Go skydiving.
2)Finish a Nascar race going the wrong way the full race.
3) Wrestle Darryl Stingley (an item he had to remove from the list in 2007 before he got to do it).
Kid- Hey mister, wanna wrestle? I always wanted to try you.

Darryl Stingley- Not today. Really my wrestling future isn't looking bright tomorrow or after tommorrow either kid, don't add it to your bucket list.
by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021
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