Human Milker-o-matic

A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.

Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic

by Registered_Fun_Haver May 28, 2022

Human Vape

when u put someone butt in your mouth and they fart and u breathe it and puff it out like a vape

person 1: it smells like shit in here

person 2: human vape is a killer man

by aristotle's denial October 13, 2025

Human pipe

When you load a bowl of some ganj in their bootyhole, light it, and inhale out of their mouth. Truly the most natural way to smoke.

Ayeeee homie I forgot my pipe! You tryna smoke some human pipe?

by Poshing May 8, 2019

Human centipede

When a man wears a strap on backwards and penetrates two women from the front and behind.

We formed the human centipede last Friday and my hips still hurt.

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Human-like memory formation

But there's something it lacks... Which is why the cone thing

Hym "Did you figure it out? I gave you a hint... There's another one... It has Human-like memory formation now (which is to be expected if you used my thing) but I was actually going to suggest an object/instance codex with some kind of 'hierarchy of danger' but that's only a partial fix. That's not the thing. The thing I'M thinking of should fix it entirely...:

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023

Human malware

Someone who goes around causing shit for their own enjoyment.

person 1- "ah yes i gage posted again, he really sperged out this time"

person 2- "you are a true piece of human malware aren't you?"

by Minuteman's abused dog January 28, 2021

Humanity distancing

Individuals with significant advantages who distance themselves from the rest of humanity by advocating policies that create unfair advantages for themselves and multiple barriers to others such as those in the middle and lower classes and/or minorities. Instead of playing fair and getting their share based on effort they want unfair advantages for themselves when dividing up the pie, when taking risks, and when needing to be bailed out. They also want distance themselves from the rules and to rig the systems of justice and rules against the collective body of humans.

Humanity distancing policies favoring a few of the richest of the rich narcissists to maintain a safe distance above the others in society to assure that the downward pressure from above and a trickling supply downward to those below them have only enough to get by and have a significant number of constraints to prevent the majority from rising above and improving their situation.

by mlhiss April 6, 2020