Jersey Home Run

The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.

Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."

Concerned cousin: "WHAT"

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

Sweet Home Alabama

A known indicator for incest.
Derived from the Lynyrd Skynyrd song of the same name.

Steve Harvey: "When you were a kid, name something you used as a partner to practice kissing."
Jeff presses the button first, causing the buzzers to go off
Steve Harvey: "Jeff?"
Jeff: "Sister."
The audience begins laughing and clapping. This seems like a perfect time to play Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd, right? Yes, I know they're not actually from Alabama and that they're from Jacksonville, Florida...
After some time, conversing with Jeff, Steve faces towards the board.
Steve Harvey: "His sister!"
Although Steve broke down into laughter saying "sister," the board knew what he meant and proceeded to pull number 5's top answer as "SIBLING." And the crowd goes wild!
...
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

by 7568ino February 10, 2024

Sweet home alabang

Filipino version of sweet home alabama.

A: "He kissed his sister!"
B: "Sweet home alabang!"

by ivanraptor730 February 23, 2024

Sweet home alabang

Filipino version of Sweet Home Alabama.

A: "He kissed his sister!"
B: "Sweet home alabang!"

by ivanraptor730 February 23, 2024

home sick for a person

That feeling of sickness for missing a person. You can get this feeling for literally anyone. In some cases, you can throw up because of it.

"I can't even think straight, because she is constantly on my mind. I am home sick for a person."

by Arty Craftys Llife February 23, 2024

Go home Johnny

Johnny is a synonym for nobody or an unimportant person.

In this sentence, they tell nobody to go home.

LISA: The Painful OST - Go Home Johnny

by Sosku10 March 4, 2024

Home Birth

A sexual act in which the lady viciously straddles the face of her partner whilst screaming and cursing. The partner then has to push himself forward to breathe before she can defecate on his chest.

What's up, Dave? You look glum.

Sharon and I home birthed last night and we'd been to Taco Bell.

by Mr Fury March 21, 2024