Phantom Clock Hit

The Phantom Clock Hit is a bullshit chess strategy for timed games, in which a player feigns pressing their clock after making their move in an attempt to bait their opponent into making an illegal move by not playing on their own time.

"You bitch, you pulled a Phantom Clock Hit?!?!?"

by Mallard Ducks February 6, 2025

Hopper Clock

When two men are having a docking session and one chooses to ejaculate, the ejaculate is aimed perfectly and enters the other mans dih, upon which this man shoots the load back into the other man. This process is repeated.

The ammount of cycles per minute are counted and used to tell the time or set a timer.

Yo lets do a Hopper Clock until 6pm so i dont miss my meeting

by Walter "Flashbang" White February 13, 2026

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025

Half Clock It

When you clock someone but it is not worth a clock.

She was punching the air. Clock it. No thats a half clock it.

by TeamClockIt March 4, 2025

Dickological Clock

A middle age man who has not been laid in a while’s need to get laid before it is too late to perform sexually

Andy has not been laid in three years and his dickological clock is ticking and it is really starting to worry him

by Deeper thoughts April 16, 2025

Kuntikintae Clock

A unit of measuring time regarding someone who's punctuality gene was switched off at birth,Punctually challenged

There is no rush, (Kuntikintae) said she was on her way so we likely won't see her for 12 to 48+hrs because she operates on the Kuntikintae Clock

by Chef Boy R Deranged June 6, 2025

Constipated Clock

Constipated Clock
When time seems to be moving really slow.

Man since the time changed it's been moving really slow. Time must have a case of constipated clock.

by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025