Rocky Mountain Reality Check

That final moment of clarity when he realizes that the “sports” bar his chatty, new male friends have taken him to is in fact a gay bar

Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.

by GungaDinn May 19, 2024

Check

Venmo for old people

Charlie who is 70 gave his grandson a paper check for $50 for this birthday. His grandson asked, grandma what is this? He replied this is like Venmo but for old people.

by Nato1029 December 15, 2019

Fraud Check

A term used in the MMA community for when a fighter whose skills have been severely overrated due to only fighting low-level opponents finally fights someone at a higher level and gets exposed as not being nearly as good as their fans had claimed they were

Ronda Rousey got brutally fraud checked in her last two fights.

by jakkal25 April 2, 2024

check mid barrel

to commit ownage, to defeat takethebang, to do the unexpected, to seem to defy the laws of legality

hey go check mid barrel

by Macroscopically November 5, 2010

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

Street-checked

When a cop or even a civilian checks a group of people they find suspect, usually targeting POC because cops are bigots.

"Sorry, mom we're late because we were street-checked. "
Mom: fuck really?! I understand baby... Come here.... (Comforts)

by Malraccoon September 27, 2021

Balkan oil check

When you suck your pinky finger and insert it an another persons anus then taste your pinky finger again.

That fart smells like you need a balkan oil check. You're probably running hot.

by CP85 June 23, 2022