Candy boy

A male individual who often has either skittles or jolly ranchers in hand/purse and finds himself mostly thinking or speaking about very inappropriate things involving other males, they spend a majority of their time either doing sexual Inappropriate things or watching porn and that's what most of their days in a week consist of they are very rude and don't have any patients they are also greedy people, with no respect for others.

Person 1. Damn, all you do is watch that garbage, hey candy boy

Person 2. The P*** i watch isn't crap

by Lord Zurg February 24, 2025

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candy coated suicide

Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending

You are candy coated suicide !!!!

by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022

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candy zip

a method of caffeine ingestion that involves mixing raw caffeine powder with a packet of sugar/artificial sweetener

person1: yoo, me and bill are tryna candyflip today, u down?
person2: naahh, i gotta work today. tired af, might candy zip later

by dont use your real name lol April 26, 2023

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The World of Candy Effect

The strange, soul crushing emotional spiral that hits after listening to the entire song “World of Candy” by Michael Jackson, not just a snippet, not a remix, but the full uncut experience. It starts out sweet, nostalgic, even magical, then bam! suddenly you’re plunged into a deep, unexplainable grief that lingers all day. Nothing helps, not memes, not snacks, not fresh air, until you finally crash and sleep it off. Like how did this guy who made Thriller write ts?

“Dude, I listened to World of Candy on my lunch break and couldn’t function the rest of the day.”

“You are experiencing The World of Candy effect.”

by MotifMixes November 8, 2025

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