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Negative Coffee

When two people get together for coffee and complaints!
Sarah and Tom have gone out for Negative Coffee, again.
by DataGlasses October 29, 2023
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english coffee

A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.

"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle and may blow one's cover.
"I had a long day mate, Lets grab an English coffee this afternoon."
by salary man December 14, 2023
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english coffee

A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.

"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle (as drinking culture is a big staple there) and may blow one's cover.
"I had a long day mate, Lets grab an English coffee this afternoon."
by salary man December 14, 2023
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Potato coffee

Some cringy ass kid who got held in anger and being strongest in the friend group (he’s being put in a slideshow on an account called @ggsp1r1tz1). You’ll see why
Potato coffee is not him and therefore getting touched up his bum 😭😭☝️☝️🍑🍑
by Daniel Larrison January 3, 2024
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2am coffee grind

when you don't study for shit and the consequences of your actions finally catch up w/ you. the exam's tomorrow (...now today) and you don't know what the f is going on except that you're utterly f'd. there's no one else awake except you and your haunting conscience. so study. so suffer. there's nothing else you can do.
My (sane) friend: yo why do you look so tired it's only 9am
Me: I was on the 2am coffee grind, Starbucks cold brew FTW
by ao3+starbucks addict January 5, 2024
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2am coffee grind

when it's 2am and realize you've done absolutely nothing all day so you gotta grind fr starting now. bonus points if major test the next day and you don't know shit. chug coffee, pray to a god, hate yourself, and turn Youtube OFF
concerned, sane friend: hey, why do you look so tired?
2am coffee grinder: I was on that 2am coffee grind last night.
by ao3+starbucks addict January 10, 2024
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Miami coffee

Hey, you tired? I have coffee. Miami coffee. Got a state?
by Hadita December 1, 2023
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