ditch cow

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.

Stop being such a ditch cow

by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018

Tipping a Cow

Preforming a sexual act on yourself or someone else; The specifications of the act is dependent on the context the term is used in (not gender specific)

Hey buddy! Can I come over to your place later and then maybe tip each other’s cows?

Sure thing bud! I love tipping a cow!

by TippingMyCow January 28, 2021

Sad Cow

The Sad Cow is used to get a third party reference and viewpoint on a given situation when a third party is not around. Also used to make gauge the fail or win of a situation without risking being quoted on your thoughts of a situation.

"This has made Sad Cow happy..." - After two chicks making out

by Chad Barrett February 21, 2009

Cow

Someone who don’t give a fuck about what anyone has to say nor is beefin .... just stay milking u hoes

I’m on my cow shit

by Nyomiii July 23, 2019

Mooing cow

Sexual position: man gets on hands and knees and girl is behind eating his ass. She reaches around and jerks off the man as he moo’s

Bro there was some crazy noises coming from your room last night, were you doing mooing cow?

by Samiam282 September 26, 2025

Your Mom Is A Cow

When they say this, you are done. There is no comeback that could possibly counter this.

"Man, screw you!"
"Oh yeah? Well, your mom is a cow!"

by Landon Savage Gamer YT December 2, 2020

lesbian cow

Luke MacDonald's mum

Lukes mum is a massive lesbian cow

by Big dick men July 20, 2022