Cow

The character cow (niú) in Chinese is used as a slang word for "You're the man!" or "You're great!"

If you add an X at the end of it, it means you have a deluded sense of self-confidence and no one appreciates it.

Wow, you're cow!
Thanks man, 'preciate it.

by coleel May 21, 2020

Mooing cow

Sexual position: man gets on hands and knees and girl is behind eating his ass. She reaches around and jerks off the man as he moo’s

Bro there was some crazy noises coming from your room last night, were you doing mooing cow?

by Samiam282 September 26, 2025

Cow

A nickname for someone who’s last name starts with the sound like mooooooo

people call me cow because my last name is mucciacciaro(mooooo-cha-cha-ro)

by great I have no life October 19, 2019

The sloppy cow

When the man inserts his penis into a bowl of fruit loops and then the female has to suck a fruit loop off his tip. The male proceeds to dump the cereal in the females vagina and pounds her fast and hard

Man: babe wanna do the sloppy cow tonight
Woman: sure babe I’ll get the fruit loops ready

by Xxcowpounder October 27, 2022

Cow tipping

Giving cows an extra nice tip for their great service.

John: Hey look a sleeping cow!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!

by anonymous October 16, 2022

Cow

Someone who don’t give a fuck about what anyone has to say nor is beefin .... just stay milking u hoes

I’m on my cow shit

by Nyomiii July 23, 2019

Cow

Slang for caveman-
As a result of evolution, cows grew from generation to generation and developed the likeness of the homosapians we know today as the human race. The term cow refers back to our original form.

See that cave painting over there? It was drawn 3000 years ago by a cow. They were hunter-gatherers and they often killed animals for food, and one of these cows decided to depict it so their image could live on forever.

by Lol noob November 17, 2020