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Weed Man

When a person is promoted to a Lead Man Position at work. Then decides to smoke weed at work. Becoming lazy and useless.
Becoming a Weed Man leads to smoking the Weedum, which leads to over Eatum, which leads to becoming Fatum, which turns you into a Ratum.
by Gold Standard 1 January 14, 2025
mugGet the Weed Manmug.

weed

That sticky icky, green machine, purps for terps herb that you can smoke.

Also a Weed Brand from Southern California with dank nugs, smalls, shake and joints
I went to the dispensary and got some fire weed. I smoked it and ate a weed edible later.

Tom-Hey Man, I like your Weed shirt where did you get it?
Danny- I bought it off Scoresomeweed.com they have dad hats too.

Dispensary talk
Patient:Hi do you carry Weed.
Budtender-yeah a ton! what are you looking for?
Patient- oh just Weed.
Budtender-like indica, sativa, hyrbid, is there a brand you like?
Patient-Weed
Budtender-umm.....
Patient-you know...Weed...buy a pound break it down type of weed.
Budtender-OHHHHH yeah we have ounces, half's and joints!
by weedntokesmoke July 27, 2020
mugGet the weedmug.

Weed Whacking

Guy 1: “Bro, what were you doing last night?”

Guy 2: “Oh, nothing really. Was just Weed Whacking.”

Guy 3: “We should all go Weed Whack together someday”
by MmRatMan May 26, 2021
mugGet the Weed Whackingmug.

weed

the national scent of the UK's parks and bus stops
Dude it stinks of weed here!
mugGet the weedmug.

Weed

weed is a cannabis based substance or maybe it's cannabis itself? let's find out
Weed is good. Weed is intended for inhalation or other kind of ingestion. Weed does not have any side effects. Please consult with the police before you start using Weed. If you have issues with Weed, please call our toll-free number at 1-800-IAM-HIGH.
by Shovel_levohS April 7, 2022
mugGet the Weedmug.

Whack your Weed

(1) An outlandish insult to piss off someone that simply has no meaning behind it.

(2) A sexual innuendo reffering to slapping someone's bush and/or penis
by BerriVoid February 11, 2023
mugGet the Whack your Weedmug.

davids weed

bad tasting kind of weed, usually grown outside.
Peter: Ayo bro! I got Davids weed
Andrew: Ew man, I wouldnt even roll this shit for my pig!
by hnusnejvenkac December 30, 2021
mugGet the davids weedmug.

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