wet ghost

Spirit or ghost that causes arousal. It is often the cause of random erections.

In the afterlife, I am totally going all wet ghost and will arouse people at awkward moments.

by futurewetghost July 1, 2011

Wet Walter

A "Wet Walter" is a step up from what is known as a "Wet Willy". During this act, a woman (or man) sticks their fingers in an aroused vagina to lubricate their fingers, and then when the other person least expects it, they stick those fingers in unsuspecting victim's ear.

Dude 1: "Man... I was watching some television last night, and my girlfriend came behind me and stuck her wet fingers in my ear."
Dude 2: "I appreciate her old school cool with the Wet Willy attack."
Dude 1: "Nah man. They were in her cooch first. Not her mouth. It was a Wet Walter."

by Karl and Eustace December 15, 2014

Wet Monday

To work from home. Usually as a result of the apathy felt on a wet monday morning.

Alexa didn't come into work today as she was having a Wet Monday.

by Ebi G August 30, 2006

wet shoes

to have wet shoes is to be inebriated on a drug or alcohol; to get your shoes wet is to get high

"Dude, I got my shoes so wet last night."
"My shoes were soaked the other day."
wet shoes wet shoes high fucked up

by zacharycain February 9, 2009

wet paint

That little bit of shit just inside the outer rim of the asshole. Only seen when the anus is relaxed.

John: So... I was 69 with Marissa on top of me.

Steve: Okay...

John: And I was grabbing her asscheeks and spreading them as I made lunch of her naughty bits, right?

Steve: Yeah?

John: Jeepus Cripes! I got wet paint on my nose!

by Double X November 5, 2008

Wet Sandwich

A sexual act in which the male shoves a Subway footlong Turkey Club sandwich into the female's vagina and fucks her through it.

"Hey, have you given her the Wet Sandwich yet?"

by pfa January 6, 2009

wet burrito

A wet, hot, brazilian waxed Vagina belonging to a human female

my ex girlfriend always had a wet burrito

by lagingerbreadman May 1, 2005