Waffle fry winker

when you and your friends sister stuff waffle fries up each others rectum while watching “top 10 holocaust moments” on youtube and you proceed to adopt a pet corgi and make it watch the fries come out of the partners mouth with fecal matter all over it.

Yeah, me and Scarlett waffle fry winkered last night, that corgi was scared

by DIRTYISRAELPOODLE May 13, 2024

waffle

the same as waterfall; smoking device where you burn a hole in the bottom of a bottle and sit it in a larger jug of water. You place the bowl in the top of the bottle and as you pull the bottle out of the water, it fills with smoke, which you then inhale upon removing the bowl. Waffle is a variation of the term water fall, because saying waterfall quickly or with an accent can cause it to sound like waffle

hey man, let's hit some waffles before class
wow man, I'm totally ripped from those waffles
oh crap, i forgot the waffle kit in my car

by anonyme May 14, 2008

Pissed the Waffles

when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.

Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry

by canatex December 20, 2021

Belgian waffle house

The act of eating out a womans pussy with waffle batter poured in it.

I just gave that girl a belgian waffle house.

by Big dick dave August 30, 2013

Twatt waffle

Stupid bitch

Kimberly is a twatt waffle!

by Dick stifter April 30, 2021

Twat waffle

Twat waffle: a vagina that's always open for eating usually classified by the low class woman trading sex for drugs, or just basically a cunt but with a worse attitude.

The local twat waffle has claimed her usual spot in motel 6 and is busy trading her box for rocks...

by Wickedchaos September 22, 2017

Peeling the waffle

Disagreeing on a topic yet having nothing to contribute to the discussion but opinions, which are typically rooted in fear.

Person ANow that we've shown it to be safe for use in moderation let's move forward in a slightly different direction.

Person BI disagree with you because I feel...I think...
Person AAre you peeling my waffles?

Person B was peeling the waffle.

by throwawayact October 31, 2010