wow waffle fries

when something is extremely interesting and or surprising, instead of saying "wow" you say "wow waffle fries"

wow waffle fries that's a cool looking donkey

by tabbypears October 31, 2022

waffle wench

The best like eva word eva , A adjective originating from the words wench and waffle. It can be used as a power ful insult

That waffle wench ate my waffles
We r well ard chavs n u are a waffle wench

by flamoog April 25, 2005

Waffle Housed

The feeling one gets after consuming large amounts of waffle at Waffle House.

George felt sufficiently Waffle Housed after his evening spent at the establishment.

by Dolphind42 August 26, 2013

Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.

Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."

by Tomentos July 24, 2024

Clot waffle

Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.

“Shut up, you absolute clot waffle.”
“Only a clot waffle could say something that dumb.”

by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025

Waffle House McSteamy

Add salt, pepper, extra pickle. He adds the Mayo.

“God that Waffle House McSteamy hit just the right spot”

by Definitelyjoshuauaua April 22, 2022

Cunt waffle

Cunt waffle

She's a cunt waffle

by Typpo February 22, 2019