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Verdansk Vaginas

Warzone players who become so terrified of being shot at in an FPS game that they put themselves in time-out in some random bedroom, or fly out to bum-fuck-egypt in a chopper, rather than... Get this... Use their weapon in a Call of Duty game. Can also be found crouched in a bush, laying at the top of a zipline or stairset, or behind a crate in a storage shed.
Teammate 1: "I'm 20 minutes into this match and I've seen 2 people"

Teammate 2: "This lobby must be filled with some real Verdansk Vaginas"
by DCShred96 November 27, 2020
mugGet the Verdansk Vaginasmug.

vagina-ing

The act by which a girl senselessly divulges all of her most inner thoughts and pent-up emotions to a boy in a desperate attempt to sanction inner well-being and initiate a kind of false attraction between herself and the boy. This act, by nature, is most often preceded by self detriment and only instigated by girls who lack sufficient self-esteem to derive enough sense and self-motivating thoughts from their effeminately enculturated brains to avoid pestering the boy in the first place.
"Dude! Last night Tiffany kept vagina-ing all over me! I couldn't get her to shut up!"

Oh man, that sucks. I would hate to see your phone bill this month.
by Antivan June 5, 2011
mugGet the vagina-ingmug.

Vagina wielder

“Are you homosexual?”
“Nah I’m married to a vagina wielder “
by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 March 23, 2021
mugGet the Vagina wieldermug.

vagina in the ass

Woman is inside the man's rectale area with her vagina flaps tied in a knot.
by wildcatbaby September 18, 2016
mugGet the vagina in the assmug.

Poo Vagina

When a woman wipes back to front to expose her genitals to fecal matter, so when a man goes down expecting a fish fillet he’ll only to come up with a sloppy joe.
by Mystical_Voodoo April 25, 2021
mugGet the Poo Vaginamug.

yogurt vagina

When you put cold yogurt on a spoon and shove it inside a woman's vagina.
Ex. "She was moaning so loud when I gave her the yogurt vagina!"
by TheSilentStalker July 7, 2016
mugGet the yogurt vaginamug.

elastic vagina

A vagina that can be abused in any way shape or form then shrinks back up when you are done with it
The female was still tight after 12 dudes thanks to her elastic vagina!
by Homie D. Clown March 2, 2014
mugGet the elastic vaginamug.

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