Turtle

When you're talkin to a person, and they're not comprehending what your'e saying.

"Omg yo, ur so dumb! Turtle."

by Llened October 1, 2014

Turtlenecking

When you're doing 69 but eating each others asses.

Woah, they're totally turtlenecking right now!

by mrbadboi420 October 10, 2019

Black Turtle Soul

A youthful perv.

Jimmy is a Black Turtle Soul.

by HittinDem3s July 8, 2016

find the ninja turtle

The act of purchasing a baby turtle, naming it after a ninja turtle (Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, or Michelangelo), and placing it in either the anal or vaginal cavity of a female without her male companion knowing, and then having him blind folded search the cavities with only his tongue until the ninja turtle is found.

Friend 1: What were they doing at the pet store yesterday?
Friend 2: I think they were looking for the supplies to play "Find the Ninja Turtle."

by longhorned-mongoose December 29, 2010

walk the turtle

Smoking a cigarette at work. Used instead of saying smoke a cigg in front of customers.

Hey bro... Wanna go walk the turtle?

by carnage667 December 28, 2014

one eyed bald man in a turtleneck

An uncircumcised penis

Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight

by Sanity.is.a.sin March 29, 2017

ninja turtle generation

Those born 1989-1991 (and maybe a little later, but by then they started to turn into the power ranger generation, and ultimately were a hybrid between those, and the thundercats generation.

The ninja turtle generation is a mixture of the buffering generations.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004