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Toast

A PIECE OF BREAD THAT WAS PUT IN A BOX THAT WILL KILL YOU IF YOU PUT A FORK IN IT!!!!
Stupit child: Bro, what is toast??
Logical person: BREAD
stupit child: no, its ROAST

me: btw this was pointless
by May07 April 23, 2021
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Toast

A person who thinks they are very cool and popular, when in reality, burnt toast is more appealing than them.
"You're washed up, you toast. Get out of here already."
by Not Copy May 3, 2021
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Toasted Oat

A complete idiot, someone who's brain power is equal to that of a toasted oat.
“Ryan your such a fucking toasted oat, why the fuck would you fuck a fat chick”
by cockmcstuffins May 5, 2021
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Toaster

An object, while plugged in, is perfect for the safety of a child, while it is in the bathtub.
Baby *crying*

Mom: Oh goodness the baby is drowning, daddy get the toaster!!!! Make sure to plug it in

Dad: Okay! *throws it in the tub*
by fedora_the_explorer May 8, 2021
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Toaster

Toaster
Toaster is toaster!
by Deadmemegod May 13, 2021
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toast

one of the bestest of friends ive ever had no shes not my friend my fucking wife i love her sm she deserves the world
me:"toast ilysm"
"i hope u love me too <3"
by hutaoswife May 16, 2021
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