Rectal Russian Roulette

When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.

(See sharting.)

"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"

by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023

The Russian Monkey

It’s where you stick your thumb in a girls butt hole then pull out her shit with your thumb and use it as a dildo.

Jacob: bro I used the Russian Monkey on Jessica last night. Made her finish in two minutes.
Drake: I told you it would work

by XXXTINTABLETOP December 20, 2021

Russian inquisition

When you go down on a girl who didn't tell you she were on her period AKA when there's a lot of unexpected red she shall then scream "Nobody expects the russian inquisition!"

GUY: Let me lick you good!
GIRL: Yes baby
GUY: WTF why u bleeding!!? U on ur period or something?!
GIRL: Nobody expects the RUSSIAN INQUISITION!!!

by ASND January 31, 2017

Russian fleshlight

When you cum inside a fleshlight and then pour it on to a girls eyes, while putting your dick-tip up her nose, so she can smell your sperm.

*Guy 1* I gave my girl a Russian fleshlight yesterday, she did not even know I had a fleshlight.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.

by Roski Sex Master February 3, 2025

Russian cum shot

Where you drink vodka, fuck a woman then cum in her eye while singing the Soviet Union anthem

Person 1:hey man just gave my girlfriend the russian cum shot
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

by Dig bick chan July 6, 2021

Russian Lemonade

A practice during anal sex in which the man takes a massive piss inside the woman's ass, takes his dick out after, and lets her squirt the piss out of her ass into a glass

David: Last night me and my gf had a glass of Russian Lemonade after I fucked her in the ass, it tasted like shit and ass but I liked it

Jose: Why the fuck am I friends with you?

by thatytdude August 2, 2024

Russian traffic cone

The process of putting every bodily fluid imaginable (ex. Blood, pee, liquid poop, etc.) into a traffic cone and putting it on your head to wear as a hat.

That girl just made me do a russian traffic cone for a video.

by BigKJohnson76 February 7, 2024