Fish monkey

A person with big eyes that are far apart. Attractive but something is a little off.

That guy was really hot from behind, but when he turned around he was a fish monkey! Dammit

by Juergen oppulstein April 21, 2015

Magic Monkey

The same as "Magic Nigger": a black person who is polite, law-abiding, peaceful, friendly, respectful to women, etc.

You always get these Magic Monkeys on TV, don't you? What world are these people living in?

by prairiefire July 5, 2010

rolling monkey

The guy in a circle of stoners whos job it is to bill up the joints all night long. Possibly as payment for smoking other peoples green.

someone bill up another joint..

eh, i chipped in, im not being your rolling monkey do it yourself.

by anaemic March 15, 2007

monkey text

Random words or text, as if written by monkeys banging on typewriters.

The text message you sent me was just monkey text.

by Loadmaster March 31, 2010

what the monkey

An expression of shock pioneered in West Sussex churches as a way to avoid swearing when surprised. Has now spread and is a general phrase used when shocked. Can be shortened for instant messaging to WTM.

"Johnny, I'm pregnant."
"What the monkey!?"

by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

Monkey Pumper

one who masturbates; one who jerks off; one who chokes one's chicken; one who strokes one's cork while massaging one's grapes

Employee1: Man, why is the boss such a jerk?!
Employee2: Ah, don't worry dude, he's just busin' your balls cause he's a monkey pumper.

by Drjerkle September 22, 2009

Porch Monkey

Someone who just sits on the porch all day talking smack. Usually referred to someone black.

Jose Rojas does nothing but play xbox and is an EXTREME Porch Monkey!!!!

by BeastPerson July 20, 2012