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Sunrise surprise

When an unsepecting woman is pounced on from behind when they are lying on their stomach and brutally analed while getting their vagina stuffed with household items or the surpriser's fecaces.
When my wife woke up I gave her a sunrise surprise
by Sexual predator August 13, 2015
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Custard Surprise

A custard surprise is when a guy is getting sexually stimulated (usually by a partner or partners) and, to his surprise, ends up with a powerful orgasm and shoots jizz that surprises even him.
Yo, man, I was getting tit fucked by my girl for a long ass time but I did a custard surprise. It was awesome!
by AnonMan October 17, 2015
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welfare surprise

When you have no money for food you create a dish from leftovers in fridge and pantry . Can end up in a skillet . Could end up on bread , if you have it .
Hey baby , what's for dinner ? Not sure . We're broke . Looks like Welfare Surprise !
by Magnumn357 January 9, 2016
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Cactus Surprise

When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.
Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
by Rhukebab January 26, 2016
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Chocolate Surprise

When a guy or girl take a massive shit into their sexual partners mouth
by robowolf May 3, 2016
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Shanghai Surprise

When one of two people makes a fist, inserts the fist in the other persons ass, then opens their fist to make spirit fingers while hand is their ass.
'Christine was obsessed with anal sex, more so getting a 'Shanghai Surprise'"
by ViolentlyHappy726 May 8, 2016
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vaginal surprise

A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.
"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."
by SharkTale4D August 22, 2016
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