softcow

A half-erect penis.
See also chubby.

I looked at that girl who still had her clothes on, but got a softcow.

by kukyfrope January 19, 2004

soften

1. S - SMILE
2. O - OPEN POSTURE
3. F - FORWARD LEAN
4. T - TOUCH
5. E - EYE CONTACT
6. N - NOD

"soften time"

by JohnnyNewYork December 21, 2008

Sofa-king

It is a polite way of swearing. Used inserted into a sentence, when pronounced sounds like a common curse word. However written out, it looks like an innocent mistake at first glance.

This show is Sofa-king stupid.
That is Sofa-king awesome.

by angryscribbles February 16, 2009

softcore porn

What 14 year of tiktok thots do to get views and likes.

Have you seen those tiktok dances? They are literally just twerking and softcore porn.

by kpancu6969 August 1, 2020

soft spot

soft spot - when you have a small amount of feeling towards another but it goes no further then friends

jessica has a soft spot for lewis

by abidabby July 20, 2018

soft needs

A soft need is not a physical need, it is a emotional need.

Different people have different soft needs, some soft needs are:
1. To feel informed
2. To feel appreciated
3. To feel needed
4. To feel important
5. To feel valued
6. To feel piece of mind
7. To feel pleasure
8. To feel supported
9. To feel listened to
10. To feel confident

Bob met Chris' hard need for the report by sending it to him. However, he met his soft needs to feel confident, to feel peace of mind, and to feel important by delivering the report on time and with an explanation of the contents.

by Chrismrink January 18, 2007

software

A magic spell cast over a computer that allows it to transmute one's input into error messages.

Goddamn third-rate spreadsheet software! Nobody can write good code these days.

by hawkw May 19, 2009