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Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia (while during intercourse), then bathes his penis in vodka, and proceeds to skull fuck the other individual
“Bro, I gave Sarah an awesome Russian Johnson last night!”
by PoopPantz December 10, 2020
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Russian Omelette

A sex move where a guy sticks an egg in a girls vagina and the guys fucks her so hard that he scrambled the egg.
Bro I was hella hungry one night so I but I didn’t have my frying pan so I had to give here the Russian omelette.
by WhiskeredPP December 22, 2020
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Russian

NOUN
1.) People who were born in the country Russia
2.) People who have someone in their bloodline from Russia
1.) Person: I was born on the European side of Russia, that make me Russian

2.) Kid: GUY!! GUYS!! GUESS WHAAT!!
Kids' friends: What?
Kid: I just found out my great-grandmother was Russian!
by AnimeOfficial December 22, 2020
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Russian beetroot

imma give my boy a Russian beetroot tonight
by anonymouspotato911 November 10, 2020
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Russian Salad

Straight Vodka.
Since Russians don't have a lot of vegetables, they have to make due with making salad from potatoes. And what better than turning those potatoes into delicious Vodka.
Hey bro, Could you hook us up with some Russian Salad, We were going to party hard tonight!
by BadChad60nad November 10, 2020
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Russian beyblade

When you rip out anal beads in a speed so fast it is like you are ripping the cord on a beyblade
I did Russian beyblade with my girl last week and she is still not talking to me
by Floatson November 20, 2020
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Russian-ape

How youtubers say rape without getting demonetized.
Can be used to make the joke 'kpop is korean-pop, crap is chinese-rap, rape is russian-ape'
Youtuber: This guy russian-aped two kids and then a dog bit off his dick. He got what he deserved.
by KNfivenumbers November 22, 2020
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