Finny-pack

Noun. Describing a Fanny-pack or bum-bag style item, usually worn by a large or inanimate object. Slightly uncooler than the retro Fanny-pack fashions of the early 1990's, the Finny-pack is more of an object of ridicule.

No, don't be silly. Clearly that is a finny-pack.... he's blocking the sun for god's sake!

by juanamac June 14, 2011

Pack Slapped

The act of bitch-slapping a person with a pack pack, or any other type of baggage that is carried on one's back.

Did you see that dude? I absolutely pack slapped him!

by VenomSlayer14 June 20, 2011

Back Pack Strapping

When you sneek up on some unexpected person and mess up their back pack straps

Kid 1: Hey go tray that person!
Kid 2: Can't no trays!!!!!
1: Then do back pack strapping on him!!!!!!!!!!!
2: Ok! (sneeks up on other kid and pulls one strap REALLY long and the other really short)
1: nice job!
2: Thanks!
Other Kid: (Picks up back pack and puts it on) WHY IS ONE STRAP LONGER THEN THE OTHER!?!?!??! NOW I HAVE TO FIX THIS!!!!!!!!!

by MidSummersDream November 2, 2011

splat pack

a pornographic picture encased in a plastic bag that is can be plastered to the wall, and used in a jail or prison shower to fap off to; some fap packs or the materials used to construct one may have some trade value.

Mojo screws confiscated my favorite splat pack. Bro, I be trade you a splat pack for a loosey.

by dbez October 9, 2011

pack kill

(verb) to finish a 12 pack of alcoholic beverages

mackenzie: bruh how much did you drink last night?
mairead: i pack killed

by mkegan October 16, 2023

gas pack oroni

very good or delicious; possibly the best in existence.

those cool ranch lays are gas pack oroni

by mclovinnnn2 October 16, 2023

mad packed

being very stacked
voluptous
having very big Bazonkers
milky big honkers

Look, that person is mad packed.
Oh, I agree with your statement about them having mily big honkers.

by mommysteponme October 21, 2023