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John Jr

A man who’s penis has a 90 degree turn on it
My Girlfriend broke up with me because my John Jr didn’t satisfy
by Alex J Mayne September 27, 2018
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mexi john

this word simply means a mexin person named john these people walk very awkwardly and grow massive amounts of hair on there necks
" yesterday at lunch i approached a mexi john and he was so ugly that i soon slapped him in the face."
by nickcory June 4, 2009
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John Lennon

You cheat on your wife, but you're telling ME I should always be faithful?
Who are you, John Lennon?
by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018
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The Farmer John

when you shit in someones mouth and they proceded to give you head while being fu*ked by a beast of burden or other largely endowed animal
When I came home from the fair I called Bubba...then we unloaded Bessie from the trailer and did The Farmer John.
by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005
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Mark Johns

Mark Johns is 31 years old he is still single. He loves to communicate with others.

He chooses not to get married, get any woman pregnant and he says "no" to sex too.
by Markallenjohns31 June 20, 2021
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john britt

The last zombie on Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies. At the end of each level there is a slow zombies that you do not kill, you have your teammate babysit him while you go to the magic box and get a new gun. This zombie that you babysit is john britt.
Player 1: there is only one zombie left on this round, dont kill him.

Player 2: oh yeah its john britt.

Player 1: babysit johnbritt and left him follow you around while i go get another gun from the magic box.

Player 2: okay after you get a gun, you have to babysit, then waste his ass.
by DJmooncrick3t October 8, 2010
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