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matthew allen seiter

Matthew Allen Seiter = nub
by CafeMusicBGMC December 9, 2019
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Matthewism

To be an alpha chad and to strive hard to be the best
Incels should study the philosophy Matthewism
by CanadianChad00 January 4, 2022
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Matthew

Mathew steals kidneys a lot, he’s a really nice guy, he likes to make “funny” jokes that he laughs historically at. He is nice but girls don’t like him
by Yuyuyy May 20, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew means gift from god,matthews go though the most but they are strong you won't ever see them cry.They don't get angry a lot but when he does he whoops ass.He has an outer layer that bullets bounce off but underneath he is as soft as grease and loves with all his heart.They are funny charming and damn good looking.He keeps himself to himself and doesn't try to get every girl even though they all want him.He knows how to treat women correctly and only gives his time to someone he truly likes as he will not waste his and hers time.If you treat him good he will treat you better but cross him and he will show you nasty side even if it hurts him too do so. if you have a Matthew don't let him go.
Matthew is special he will be there for you
by elle vivaaaa November 22, 2021
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Matthew

That kid that everyone meets in 6th grade, whose name is always mistaken as Brendan by the creepy P.E. coach. Only the coach, though. He is also a very cool kid who is cool but not that cool but has a lot of cool values! He's a pretty cool kid! Did I mention they like a good story? No?
Is it Matthew, or Brendan? It's Matthur Mom!
by aSchwiftyPickle November 25, 2021
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Matthew Broaderick

Da more-portly counterpart to da famous tentative-natured Hollywood actor.
Perhaps if Matthew Broaderick made a figure-trimming diet-and-exercise improvement, he could be a stand-in for da boy-faced brunette of "Forrest 'n' Adult Simba" notoriety.
by QuacksO November 16, 2022
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Matthew

A dickhead who steals your kills
YOU ARE A MATTHEW!
by anonymous August 9, 2024
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