July 32

Non-existent and 0% of it ever happening

Homie: so our dates on July 32nd
Thottie:sure :)
Thottie: august the 1st* oh???

by Umzyx_m July 15, 2023

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Julie Moonlight

A girl who is in too many fandoms and hates mATheMATiCs.

Julie Moonlight is a potato, jk.

by Julie Moonlight December 11, 2021

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July 1st

National buy your boyfriend a McDonald’s day!

Surprise the man in your life with his usual order and bring to him, at work, at home, anywhere!

GF: *Gives food*
BF: What’s this for?
GF: July 1st! National buy your boyfriend McDonald’s day!

by YouWottttMate June 30, 2022

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July 17th

July 17th is national handjob day

Boy: Hey homie, you know what day it is?

Other boy: July 17th?

Boy: you know what that means
Other boy: damn right it's national handjob day

by Godly chicken July 12, 2022

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July 22nd

July 22nd is the 203rd day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. July 22nd is also known as "National Ignore Ligman Day" 162 days remain until the end of the year on this date.

Riley: Hey did you know it's July 22nd?!
Kyle: No I didn't! What's the significance of today?
Riley: Just ignore Ligman!
Ligman: Hey guys let's play some minecraft!!
Riley:
Kyle:
Ligman: Okay guess not!

by Mister Jamie July 22, 2023

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