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human boner

Someone who is self-obsessed and is not aware of his/her surroundings.
"what's that guys name? That brot, brat, Brett guy? He's a real human boner"
by humanboner November 14, 2015
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Human reproduction

A science subject that people are not supposed to find embarrassing but most people did

well i did :)

Especially adults who don't know how 2 say hi.
I hate Human Reproduction. I dont want anything like pringles or bacon.
by im still a kid July 10, 2019
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Human Skin

A delicious substance often used in various soups and pastas. It is harvested from individuals who are undeserving of their skin.
My favorite restaurant is skinners noodles. They always put the perfect amount of human skin on their noodles.
by IMMAJUICEBOI May 30, 2024
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, that's about all i can tell you.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2014
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Human Dependent Lightbulb

Someone who feels they shine by attacking others and bringing them down. Often a human dependent lightbulb will belittle and humiliate the disabled for personal gain.
Person 1- did you hear what Laura was saying about the new blind guy?
Person 2 - yeah, she is such a human dependent lightbulb. I don't know why she needs to take the light and joy from other people
by PhillyPhillyWangWang July 9, 2024
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Human Molotov

The act of drinking a large amount of gasoline (BRAND NEW REFERENCE) then lighting your mouth on fire and jumping off a building.
Bro did you see that dude do the Human Molotov at the Carcass concert?! That was fucking metal bro.
by BRANDNEWYAYAYA July 20, 2025
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Human Squirt Gun

When a woman is able to squirt her pussy juice out like a squirt gun when ever she wants
by TheUsedTampon December 25, 2020
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