Human BAEblade

When you rip anal beads out of bae as fast as possible while shes hunched over on her knees on an oiled floor to spin her around.

Dude, I turned her into a human baeblade last night

by Xenorak January 11, 2019

A human

Ur either a alien or just bored. Or both. Or a robot. Maybe a bored one. Idk what else to say. Humans are weird idk

Person 1: I am a human
Person 2: that’s something a robot would say
Person 3: nah a alien would say that
Person 1: IM NOT A ROBOT OR A ALIEN!
Person 2&3: sureeeeeeeeeeee

by Random-memer April 4, 2022

human

U

A: I am human
B: I know

by Dookie Master 💩 May 30, 2022

Human

Morons.

Humans are morons.

by RCH8QRIUOICRHCUILREHULA August 16, 2022

Human Torch

When you kidnap someone and take them to your basement then proceed to tie them up and light them on fire while making them watch all the Fantastic Four films on a loop until they burn to death.

Doug: I need to burn off some steam
Rick: why don’t you go Human Torch someone?

by Ur Local Farmer June 1, 2020

Human Suitcase

A midget on rollerskates wearing all your clothes while pulled by a string.

I saw my first human suitcase at the airport

by jasonswestern March 1, 2011

Humanity

:A smart program once said

"Human kind are a disease"

Humanity is like cancer in a body or smith in the metrix it's has done it's job but when it's suposed to die it doesn't listen.

by Program Smith June 12, 2019