Human Centipede Sandwich

A sexual experiment gone terribly right, the human centipede sandwich is done when performing a 69 in a stacked up three-way

"Bro I heard Hannahs a freaky, like three way freaky"

"Damn wouldn't see that in her"

"Dude rumor is she got stacked up with a friend to 69 in a human centipede sandwich"
"Let's get HER number!"

Human Centipede Sandwich by get arrested May 9, 2016

Human Lezzipede 

When three or more lesbians perform cunnilingus on each other in a chain. Such an effect usually provokes a response from other nearby lesbians who, in turn, join the ever growing Lezzipede.

Susan: What are your plans tonight Janice?

Janice: I saw an advert for a Human Lezzipede tonight in the city centre, want to come?
Susan: Definitely!

Human Lezzipede by Champ Tings August 2, 2016

human guinea pig 

Tim Ferriss

Tim Ferriss is so human guinea pig.

human guinea pig by MEDERINHO July 2, 2016

human shotgun 

A man who, when jerking it, only gets one rub and then nuts.

Person 1: goddamn man last night I was a human shotgun.
Person 2: Rapid fire bro! Chi-chick, BANG!

human shotgun by Nuggsman February 14, 2017

human granola 

Kara Hoffman- the biggest granola eating machine in the North West.

A human granola is person that typically drives a Subaru, goes on hikes, eats Clif Bars and a ton of granola...

Sheesh, Kara is such a human granola, look at her wearing those Birkenstocks, eating her organic yogurt and granola!

human granola by Bbjkhdjkgklggkdlkgddffd454545b February 27, 2017

Human shotipede 

When you're waiting for your uber or lyft with three or more friends and you want to take shots, but you can't leave your post. One friend buys three shots takes them all, then carries them in his mouth to the next friend, where he delivers two shots to him, then he turns and gives the last shot to the last person all via mouth.

Dude the ride will be here in less than 5 minutes, here's $20 for 3 shots let's do a human shotipede.

Human shotipede by Sickjames March 5, 2017

Human

The actors you see on popular sites like pornhub and 18andabused.

I like to have sex with humans. Harambe 1946.

Human by Jimbles Notrobon March 13, 2017