Door

The thing your dick gets caught in when you chase a girl

Shit my dick is stuck in the door

by AndersonBaird67 March 13, 2026

doont

Doont (du nt) is a mispoken version of "don't". If you're trying to say "do", but change your mind last minute, you end up with doont.

P1: I'm gonna push it!
P2: DOONT!!
P1: Doont?
P2: I thought you were talking about the yellow button at first, but then I realised it could've been the red button.
P1: Ohhhhh...

by RickGotTaken March 12, 2025

door

Every day, we actively engage with an essential and fundamental aspect of our lives. The door. This remarkable feature empowers us to effortlessly access new spaces and experiences, swinging open and closed. It's important to appreciate the significance of the everyday door; it symbolizes the abundant opportunities that await us, just beyond our grasp.

Guy 1: I'm gonna open the door and go outside.
Guy 2: See ya!
Guy 1: Then I will close the door.
Guy 2: Ok, bye!

by purple milly YouTube March 29, 2025

doorjam

problematic statement; something said that makes people uncomfortable and/or ruins the flow of conversation (aka... stops it like a doorjamb)

Used predominantly at Rice University

Man, what Jonathan said about gay people was a HUGE doorjam. I hope someone gets onto him.

by jibaaaaaaaaaaaaa April 9, 2025

Doorknob Dick

A descriptive word for instances when you may come across a male with a plump, bulbous, large tip followed by a slim based penis.

Omg girl, he had a terrible case of doorknob dick!

by eliza04 April 27, 2025

Door-Dashed

A middling effort that still manages to accomplish a goal. But unimpressive by all measure. A middle ground between the vernacular of "he cooked" or "he got cooked"

Bro, he really Door-Dashed that performance of the head security guard in the giant building movie. But no doubt the Rock gets it across the finish line regardless.

by The Scott Lorenzo June 6, 2025

Door

I'm pretty sure you already know this...

Open the door!

by Ganado June 7, 2025