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Daddy Spot 

That perfect parking spot where a guy can park his car and avoid damage to the vehicle (such as door dings, shopping cart dings, scratches from passerbys and their baggage, etc.). This spot is usually located remotely, such as in the corner of a large parking lot, or next to a handicap spot with ample space to fully open car doors fully, or far away from a store entrance requiring a bit of a walk to one's destination.
Q: Why did you park so darn far away in that corner?

A: I found a sweet Daddy Spot for the vette!
Daddy Spot by SooperJeenyus January 15, 2019

Daddy Hazen 

Daddy Hazen is a term used to describe your local sexual offender without exposing him.
Oh man, Daddy Hazen got me last night.
Daddy Hazen by DaddyDefiner January 16, 2019

Daddy long sock 

A daddy long sock is when a male has a big cock for granny to make bacon for the kids with, this is also for girls with big tats and that are soccer balls just like azzy land!
“Oh Man U have a daddy long sock don’t cha’”
Daddy long sock by THICK BECKY January 26, 2019

daddy mclovin 

sex addict
Jillian: hi daddy mclovin waddya wanna do today
Daddy Mclovin: LETS HAVE SEX
daddy mclovin by PossiblyYourDad4 January 28, 2019

Daddy Dan 

A guy who thinks hes big but actually isn't normally around 140-150 lbs but claims to be 160 fucks girls without condoms and gets them to take plan b after and thinks hes daddy when in fact hes a little boy gg
Ou Daddy dan is looking like a snack today ( talking about himself in the 3rd person)
Daddy Dan by trainman123 April 4, 2019

daddy long noodle 

a more advanced term for snek
person a: wowie! look at that daddy long noodle!
person b: you mean that snek?
person a: yeah same difference