National treat your child day

A day to Treat your child with gifts

Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!

by Matildalover June 14, 2022

Single-Child

A child, typically a fatherless teenager who doesn't have any siblings nor someone to cope with when they are down.

"u are single-child lol" Suck it kid
"U have no grills??"
"go away you stupid twat"
"Get lost, you single child"
"Bruh really your an only child?"
"You're alone"

by CDFDSF June 18, 2022

ocean child

Someone who loves and spends he’s/her time at the beach and near the ocean

I’m such an ocean child !

by anonymous June 22, 2022

Saurav, the child

a child who is good at barking and has got a throat infection doing so. fighter for the #salwyrrbest army.

Hes such a saurav, the child

by not saurav June 25, 2022

Child Abuse

Withholding kinder eggs from your child.

Every parent in America commits child abuse because they cannot provide kinder eggs for there children.

by mondaymornings August 8, 2022

Child

The Annoying crackhead I know. Always trying to be good at singing but can't even speak properly

"The Child is asking for weed again"

by Child hater August 31, 2022

Any 8 year old child

Devils in disguise that will say comebacks to a joke without even knowing what they are talking about and are full of memes. They will want nothing to do with you and then a second later force a hug onto you and ask for snacks every second of every day...

P1:My child is full of memes and is a little devil
P2: literally Any 8 year old child

by Oreo cat lover September 4, 2022