cancer in a can 

noun: diet soda or energy drink

"Come on Paul, lets get some diet coke". "I told you Bob, I don't drink cancer in a can."

cancer in a can by Becky Barham November 12, 2006

I can't do this anymore 

Meaning the person is tired of living and wants to commit suicide

girl 1 "i cant..."
girl 2 "U CANT WHAT? Talk To Me"
girl 1 "#I can't do this anymore"
girl 1 kills herself

I can't do this anymore by EMOKID2020 December 17, 2020

Opening a Can of Bruce Lee 

A term for someone who is going to kick someone's ass so hard it is indescribable without a person with whom is all powerful.
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"Dude that guy just stole my girl, I'm gonna be opening a can of Bruce Lee on him!"

Opening a Can of Bruce Lee by EPrimeTV August 30, 2013

Sunshine Can 

sun·shine can
n.

Any container that contains a propellant that can be abused by persons addicted to inhaling such substances. So named for the infamous woman, Allison, on the show "Interdiction" who was addicted to breathing in the propellant from air-duster cans and stated, "it's like I'm walking on sunshine".

Can also be referred to as, "a can of sunshine"

Dude, I need to blast some radioactive dust bunnies out of my computer case; toss me a sunshine can.

Why do you have that sunshine can in your mouth? Are you daft?

Sunshine Can by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010

You look like you can’t swim 

It means you look like you can’t eat Coochie.

Her: *looks at boy* You look like you can’t swim...
Him: wym.
Her: Nvm🙄

You look like you can’t swim by Yuhisaidit December 5, 2020

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke 

Black humor remark of US Air Force pilots when told they have bombed friendly forces.

Those were Canadian troops? - Well fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke by Bill gronos July 1, 2009

a fever you can't sweat out 

The amazing pop-punk/emo/dance debut album from the band panic! at the disco that was released on September 27th, 2005. Although already popular, the album's popularity is still increasing.

Kid 1: Have you heard panic! at the disco's album?
Kid 2: You mean "A Fever You Can't Sweat Out"? Of course I have, it's my new favorite!

a fever you can't sweat out by stealacceptance July 16, 2008