The Evergreen State College

College located near Olympia, Wa. witch is full of nothing but stoners, Emo's, and Anti War protesting pussys. (Known as Greeners) School serves no real purpose, and needs to be closed, and all the hippies sent back to Oregon.
Dude, those fucks from the evergreen state college are protesting the troops comming home by chanting to bring them home, fucking retards.
by Eet_Mee February 03, 2009
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Hampden Sydney College

It is the home of the emotionally and mentally challenged. Only rich, pompous, faggy fucknuts attend because they are too stupid to be admitted into any other school that is inhabited solely by trust-fund cunts such as Harvard, Princeton, and USC. The only real difference between HSC and the others listed is that the HSC population is entirely homosexual. Seersucker pants, polo shirts with popped collars, and that HSC is an all male college are the greatest indicators to the incredible amount of pompous homosexuality of all who inhabit HSC. God hates HSC and every person that goes there needs to be beaten down with a rusty shovel being that it would be a favor to mankind.
EXAMPLE 1
hey, are you a pompous homosexual who wears seersucker pants and polo shirts with popped collars?

yeah

you are a huge fag. you go to Hampden Sydney College don't you?

why yes i do

EXAMPLE 2
hey, i beat off onto my cereal every morning.

do you go to hsc?

yes, yes i do
by jinglesmaster9k January 29, 2008
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Hope valley college

A place filled with smokers, cruelty and inadequate teachers. Also cannabis hidden in each bathroom ceiling
“Hope valley college, where neglected children go to suffer
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Tri-City College Prep

An exceedingly small high school in northern Arizona. There, most of the teachers are related, the lunchroom has enough microwaves to heat up Siberia, and the students think they're the best thing since sexual reproduction.
Tri-City College Prep student: "go panthers! go math club! happy 'pi' day!"
Normal Person: "seriously? go to a real school."
by formerTCP'er February 07, 2013
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St. Francis College

Located in the eliete Brooklyn Heights, NY. "The Small College of Big Dreams." No one's ever heard of SFC. Also known as the small college of big tuition. Affordable? My ass. It's the size of a high school and most people call it 13th grade. The only Division 1 sports team that is actually good here is Water Polo. It consists of a couple of national fraternities and a few local sororities. Only 200 people if that out of the actual 3,000 people that attend here dorm and the dorm is shared with other colleges, such as Pace University. Basically, don't apply here unless you don't want a real college experience.
St. Francis College is the only college that accepted me. I might as well just go to community college for 2 years to get my grades up and apply to a real college after that.
by Jaymie Spellman December 24, 2011
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Located in Storrs, Connecticut. Home of the UConn Huskies. When asking a random student from UConn why they chose to attend here, you'll most likely hear the response of "UConn basketball, duh..". On top of that, the women along with the men both consistently beat every other team's ass.
Friend: "Hey man, was thinking of applying to Kentucky or Duke, I heard they have a great basketball program."

Me: "Fuck outta here, have you ever considered the college basketball capital of the world? Those schools are jokes compared to UConn.
by Huskies02 October 03, 2015
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Mascot: The Roadrunners. The poorest excuse for a higher learning institute in the state of Michigan, where the professors don't actually have to know squat about what they're teaching, and the administration wants desperately to least get as much respect as your average community college. They think building dorms makes it a better school, and instead of hiring teachers who actually speak the language you signed up to learn, will build a multi-million dollar activity center when they don't even have a sports team. If you ever happen to find your way on to the campus be prepared to find an alarmingly large number of people who, by any decent state standard, shouldn't have graduated from high school let alone been accepted into a college. On the other hand, if you've ever wanted to feel really good about yourself, this is a great place to go.
I never knew how frustrating college could be until I went to Southwestern Michigan College.
by Outragedforizzle January 19, 2011
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