1). A euphemism for life being unfair or difficult. A play on "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade" except with dicks.
2). A bad custom order at a diner.
2). A bad custom order at a diner.
1). Guy 1: Man, when Life gives you lemons, I guess you have to make lemonade.
Guy 2: Yeah, and if life gives you boners, make a boner salad!
Guy 1: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 2: Uhh...
2). "I thought the waitress would have laughed when I ordered the boner salad. At least I know I'm never going back to that restaurant again.
Guy 2: Yeah, and if life gives you boners, make a boner salad!
Guy 1: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 2: Uhh...
2). "I thought the waitress would have laughed when I ordered the boner salad. At least I know I'm never going back to that restaurant again.
by Pyro Pete August 4, 2010
Get the Boner Saladmug. "Tom picked up an ounce of oj cush last night man"
"Niiiice"
"Yeah it gave me a stonking stoner boner!"
"Mann just shut up and smoke thaaat"
"Niiiice"
"Yeah it gave me a stonking stoner boner!"
"Mann just shut up and smoke thaaat"
by Mr Nice111 September 12, 2011
Get the Stoner Bonermug. When you are trying to get it in with your girl and one of your friends or siblings just happen to walk in the room and ruin the mood.
Guy: So babe, Whatcha wanna do tonight?
Girl: Well I was thinking maybe we could...
Sibling/Friend: Hey guys hows it going?
Guy: Damn, You Boner Killer
Girl: Well I was thinking maybe we could...
Sibling/Friend: Hey guys hows it going?
Guy: Damn, You Boner Killer
by KingRydah March 16, 2011
Get the Boner Killermug. when a group of guys get together and jack off and cum into a bowl, then they stick their dicks in it.
by whilma hanks April 21, 2010
Get the boner soupmug. A cat boner is a cat boner.
The term "Cat Boner" can be used in any situation.
It is neither a noun, verb, adjective, preposition, etc.
It is it's own type of word that can be used at any time.
However Cat Boner is usually directed towards a fuckwad
The term "Cat Boner" can be used in any situation.
It is neither a noun, verb, adjective, preposition, etc.
It is it's own type of word that can be used at any time.
However Cat Boner is usually directed towards a fuckwad
Teacher- "Danny did you turn in your project."
Danny- "No"
Teacher- "I guess I'm going to have to rape you"
Danny- "Oh CAT BONER"
"Your mother has a voluptuous cat boner"
Boss- "The American stock report shows that we will lose 30% income during this fiscal year."
Worker-"I feel as though we can really turn this company around with a new CAT BONER"
2nd Worker- "True a new image would most likely CAT BONER, however we have little time and CAT BONER to fund the project"
Boss- "Stop all of this CAT BONER we must think proactively"
Worker- "CAT BONER CAT BONER CAT BONER the complexities of business ethics is something that we must not waste time disputing over... CAT BONER"
Danny- "No"
Teacher- "I guess I'm going to have to rape you"
Danny- "Oh CAT BONER"
"Your mother has a voluptuous cat boner"
Boss- "The American stock report shows that we will lose 30% income during this fiscal year."
Worker-"I feel as though we can really turn this company around with a new CAT BONER"
2nd Worker- "True a new image would most likely CAT BONER, however we have little time and CAT BONER to fund the project"
Boss- "Stop all of this CAT BONER we must think proactively"
Worker- "CAT BONER CAT BONER CAT BONER the complexities of business ethics is something that we must not waste time disputing over... CAT BONER"
by Lucaaaaaaaasssssssssssss March 18, 2009
Get the Cat Bonermug. Ben: John why do you have a boner?
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.
John: Im watching an evan stone movie
Ben: A Stoner-Boner???
John: Yeah dude
Ben: Nice.
by The Grim-Job March 22, 2010
Get the Stoner-Bonermug. when the lady at the dmv didnt give me my licence i gave her such a huge boner slam that i broke her head in half.
by A-disquit April 7, 2008
Get the boner slammug.