phone-bagging

A phrase that an asshole of a teacher uses when they catch a student texting with their phone hiding in their bag. This said teacher can normally be found teaching Chemistry.

Mr. Halliday took away my phone because he caught me “phone-bagging”

I only phone-bag because all the teacher does is talk about how we should drop out

by VonSteuben January 8, 2018

deutsch bag

A german dueche bag.

Real funny deutsch bag.

Used in the movie Beerfest

by Westley E November 6, 2007

Brown Bagged

To be wasted beyond belief where you are in need of a hospital but your friends are too drunk to drive you there. The chances are in the morning you will have the hangovers of hangovers.

"Last night we were so brown bagged that Abel cut kevins finger while trying to duct tape adam to the wall like jesus"

by BrownBagged March 14, 2010

Tush-bag

1: An extremely annoying twerp who made my write this fucking thing so I can warn the world about the coming doom.

2: An extremely annoying nerd who says "OMG" all the time.

Tushar: OMG!

Malcom: Shut the fuck up you fucking tush-bag!

by w00t123 May 11, 2010

Bag Balm

Another word for a male's preejaculate, or "pre-cum." A woman will use the appearance of a man's Bag Balm as a green light in giving him oral sex. The Bag Balm is epecially helpful in the dark, when grazing your fingers over the head of a man's penis and feeling the slippery ejaculate between her fingertips, much like a grochery employee uses when bagging up shopping items.

"When I was hooking up with Jimmy last night, I reached down and felt his Bag Balm, so I proceeded to give him oral"

by shredqueen May 22, 2010

slapping the bag

A guy masturbating and jacking off.

Noah is slapping the bag.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

d-bag

kristen stewart

Girl 1: Did you see Kristen Stewart in the paper today?
Girl 2: Yeah I did. What a d-bag.

Guy 1: That Twilight movie is so full of d-bags.
Guy 2: Yeah I know, right? Kristen Stewart is the main actor.

by I AM a yummy raison June 23, 2010