angry blopper

A pent up ejaculate long held in from the long anticipated inevitable romp with the partner after months away working, incarceration, military tour etc. This is the consistency of Elmer’s glue and contains coagulated nuggets of tapioca cum.

It’s been a fortnight since I last bedded the Missus i’m certain I will deposit the angry blopper in her guts!

by Dr. Hyrüm Wifflesnüff April 10, 2023

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An Angry Crumb

The most serious of situations in which a crumb has lost all patients and needs noms immediately. If noms are not supplied threats such as genocide become increasingly likely. A monk bear may also be used to calm the crumb however this is only a viable option if the crumb has not already started his rampage.

Person 1: "There a tsuniami coming our way"
Person 2: "WHO CARES ABOUT THE TSUNIAMI, THERES AN ANGRY CRUMB ON THE LOOSE"
Person 1: "AHHHHHH"

by MonkBear April 28, 2023

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Angry Sandy

While making out on the beach with your girl , drag two fingers through the sand then proceed to finger her.

Dude, I was getting it on with this girl on the beach, so I gave her the Angry Sandy.

by TheDudeAbides2023 April 30, 2023

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angry clover

Doggie style sex position that climaxes by pulling your finger out of her butt and drawing a clover on her lower back

grumpy leprechaun is angry clover with midgets.

by Irish eyes are rolling December 9, 2022

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Angry Incels

And the only reason you're not a dirt poor mandingo is that you stopped using your own defunct mind and let me dance you around like the puppet you are.

Hym "And if I catch either of you praising that cripple again the only virgins you're going to get in heaven are going to be angry incels who are stronger than you as a matter of default."

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

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